Feeling the Heat

Today at school during tidy-up time I was trying to work out who was the monitor for my colleague's half of the room. Fortunately it was quickly resolved (if only the tidying were so efficiently completed...).  Then a sweet little girl who knows far too much about everything came over to me.  "You know," she said, "Last week, I was the thermometer for Mrs Woodward."  Some days, I love my job.